words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
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