He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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