it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
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