that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Randomize
