she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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