Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
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