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(586): View more from Michigan

I love black thongs

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(702): View more from Nevada

whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want

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(305): View more from Florida

woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...

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(940): View more from Texas

Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.

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(251): View more from Alabama

Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!

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(770): View more from Georgia

I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.

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(907): View more from Alaska

Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen

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(416): View more from Toronto

There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really

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(513): View more from Ohio

Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.

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