If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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