Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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