She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Houston, we have a squirter
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Randomize