I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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