sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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