The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Randomize
