Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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