I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
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