She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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