"it" just moved
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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