So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Randomize
