Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
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