32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
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