seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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