If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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