help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I want to fling myself into the sun
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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