Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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