i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
That accounts for only three of the penises
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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