is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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