brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Say something about gay babies.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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