Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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