yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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