True but thats because hes a fetus.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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