How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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