that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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