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(980): View more from North Carolina

I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks

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(860): View more from Connecticut

he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life

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(925): View more from California

Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha

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(757): View more from Virginia

i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects

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