Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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