I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
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