JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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