No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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