I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
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Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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