It's like God shit irony all over that family
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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