yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Randomize
