why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Randomize
