And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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