I wish my penis had an off switch
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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