I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
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