Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
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