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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.

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(804): View more from Virginia

VAGINAS EVERYWHERE

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they're staring at me

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag

(508): View more from Massachusetts

I need new friends

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(410): View more from Maryland

i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"

(913): View more from Kansas

did you yell "are you not entertained?"

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(712): View more from Iowa

The police scanner is talking about you again....

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(517): View more from Michigan

All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.

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(816): View more from Missouri

Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.

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(703): View more from Virginia

Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.

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(757): View more from Virginia

Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.

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