He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
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