Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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