I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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