i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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