It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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