my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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