Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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