it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
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